Sunday, April 22, 2012

The Contractor

Yeah... I was a contractor once. The pay's great and all, but they do require
more detailed time sheets... and man, they get pissy when you tell the truth:

  8:00 clocked in
  8:30 turned PC on
  8:45 windows booted
  8:46 ssh'd into solaris servers
  9:00 started day's tasks
 10:00 finished day's tasks:
       * completed unit testing
       * committed to dev
       * informed acceptance tester
         (her windows was *still* booting!)
       * designed cool new validation suite
       * filled out stupid time sheet
 10:30 coffee break
 12:00 lunch break
 14:00 afternoon tea
 16:00 clocked out