Although the bible and the Wife User Manual do have a lot in common, it's
the little differences that catch you out: An excerpt from the 23rd Harm:
Yea, as I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear upheaval for thou art with me; Thy rod and thy staff, they come for me. Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine mother in law; Thou annoyest my head with toil; My cup runneth empty.
Just Kidding! :-D ...honey? We're cool, right?