Friday, August 23, 2013

It's Not What It Is; It's What We Say It Is

Swim to the shore...

The lessons were advertised as being forty-five minutes. They failed to mention, even in the fine print, that two such lessons are run back-to-back. When asked if that wasn't really just a single ninety minute lesson instead, they merely doped upon me the now very familiar look reserved for someone who's just made the socially unacceptable blunder of pointing out a reality contrary to the pre-established delusion.

Swim, like a mofo.