You cannot be Ugandan with open gay abandon;
If you have a passion for a fellow clansman
Don't let the watchmen catch you in tandem.
Wanna be a badman in the metal mansion?
Demonstrate attraction to your glad companion.
No need for interaction; merely locking talons
With your glistening stallion will severely madden
The self-appointed chaplain of this backward kingdom.
Let's call upon Ugandans disgusted with this canon
To draft a memorandum; demand a retraction!
Reject this petty Barron restricting interaction;
Illegitimi non carborundum!